Tell me athiests: if evilution is true than why Jesus doesn't have as much hair as apes?

It's under his gown.





He got a free body shave before the manicure, I mean Nail Treatment.Tell me athiests: if evilution is true than why Jesus doesn't have as much hair as apes?
hes supernatural isnt he? maybe he just used his powers to get rid of it all. he could have given himself a haircut at the same time. btw way its spelled evolution :)Tell me athiests: if evilution is true than why Jesus doesn't have as much hair as apes?
What I gather from your understanding is the 2000 years since his supposed death you expect to see a vast difference in the physical attributes of our evolutionary phase. It takes a lot longer than that to see differences.
Dumb question. Atheists don't believe in Jesus, genius.
bet you just played your first game of candy land....didn't you
He did, but he learned how to shave all the hair off his body while he was in Egypt.
Wow do you actually know *anything* about evolution at all?
1. Jesus most likely didn't exist.


2. Because humans evolved to have less hair then primates.


3. Humans did not branch off of the Primates at ';apes.'; It was somewhere closer to the Bonobos or Chimpanzees where we came off of.
do we actually know if he had hair or not? When we watch the movies or read the books people put it into context so that our generation can relate or understand they also make things so that we want to look at it?!! but hey who can really tell you this answer? I do believe that jesus was a man that lived and suffered and it is that he should get respect due to the struggles that he went through in life, the pain who really should live like that!!! ???
Jesus came only approximately 2000 years ago as a man, not even as a cave man, which is well after the evolving from animal. Not an ape - no ape hair. We don't know how much hair he really had.
Jesus's body was covered with hair before he was born, as are all humans.


Lanugo occurs on fetuses as a normal part of gestation as a protective mechanism. It is shed when it is no longer needed (at about 40 weeks in the gestational period).





On the off chance that you are not trolling, please pick up a biology book.
How do you know how much hair he had? Weren't most (if not all) pictures of him made centuries after he lived? FYI ';athiests'; is spelled atheists and ';evilution'; is evolution. Misspelling things when you could use the handy little ';Check Spelling'; doesn't help your case.
AND how would YOU know jesus didn't have much hair?


I never saw that photo.





OH! You're talking about all the paintings done more than a thousand years after his death.





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this isnt a 2nd grade level forum,thats where this idiotic question belongs,maybe even a first grader level
I don't know if you're joking or not, but this question is funny either way. Have a star.
Rev. 1:13-15
the stupidity of this Q has given me a headache
So god was too stupid to use evolution as his tool?





The fact that the Pope recognizes evolution proves that you know better than the worlds most senior cleric?!!!





Evolution is true - atheists and all the other religions seemed to have evolve much higher brain power to learn tolerance, education and humanity. Pity Christians seem to have been left behind!!!!