Gravitationalismist: If your ';theory'; of gravity is true, how did Jesus ascend into Heaven?

Well, there was this game of ';light as a feather, stiff as a board'; that got a little out of hand...Gravitationalismist: If your ';theory'; of gravity is true, how did Jesus ascend into Heaven?
Catapult.Gravitationalismist: If your ';theory'; of gravity is true, how did Jesus ascend into Heaven?
Uh...I just....you win.
it was night when he went, the earth is upside down then
Okay did you ever see that Scream movie where they did a take off of American Pie, and the chick wound up on the ceiling dripping in...well you know wot. 'Kay it was like that see, but ol' JC was on top of-





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Wow. There are questions, and there are performances. This was a master class.





(*kowtowing* we are not worthy, we are not worthy....)
He had an out of body experience.
Well of course the theory of gravity isn't true. It's just a theory. God holds everything down on the Earth through divine grace. He can't let Satan hurl us all spinning off into space.
He had really good ';hang time';? Ooh, I make puns when I don't even mean to. I'm really going to hell, ain't I...
Lol, that was awesome!
I had to laugh at some of those answers, hehe. But it doesn't seem like such a hard thing to do..if he had healed people of sickness, raised people from the dead, walked on water..
You guys are all really funny.... seriously, I laughed.








But - it is a mistake to try to explain God in human terms or to ascribe to him human traits and limitations.
invisible wires.
Damnit. You win. It was a huge plot (including every scientist) inspired by Satan himself.
Good point....





However, when Jesus did ascend into the vaccuum of space, do you think he managed to reach terminal velocity, and was he packing a suit that could stand up to the vacuum of space?? Cuz Im certain the sheep herders had divine revelation of these factors, right??
if gravity is true


then how do we explain Wayne Statics hair ?





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